real-life-has-n0-appeal:

I just want to live with you already.. I want to fall asleep next to you and cook you breakfast. Yell in the morning about how we’re always late to everything. Get into an argument and actually talk before going to bed. Just know everything is ours. That we made it so far. That it’ll all be okay and everything will work out.. That’s all I want.

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urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

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"When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it."

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"It’s a story I’ll tell you one day when I’m drunk."

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